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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Jaguars (Recent) Era in Review (Somewhat). Confused?

I will speak of these things on the eve of the closing of an era and the beginning of another era. I am immensely thankful to Wayne Weaver for bringing the NFL to Jacksonville. As stated previously in my other blogs, I grew up in Jacksonville. I moved to Marietta, Georgia, just outside of Atlanta, my Senior year of high school, 1991. I was excited when the announcement came, but I wasn't sure I was ever returning to Jacksonville. Professional sports were not a BIG thing. You had to go downtown Atlanta for that experience. I moved back to Jacksonville in 2003 and the rest is history.
You might ask why I write this now. I want to close the book on it. It can never be changed. But from the close of Sunday's game with Colts, New Year's Day, "we will get them next year" will take on a whole new meaning. All the misgivings from the past, will have to be forgiven and try to be forgotten.
So, is this really necessary? Probably not. But as a fan, I want to give Mr. Khan the respect he deserves and wipe the proverbial slate clean. We all want the same thing: For the Jaguars to be successful.

I have often  discussed with numerous people where I thought the Jaguars veered off course. I'm no football analyst. I'm no expert. But I have seen/saw several things that I believe are notable. Remember, I speak from a girl's perspective.
The first thing, in no particular order, is Byron Leftwich vs. David Garrard. When JDR started Byron Leftwich in the AFC Wild Card Playoff game January 2006, I believed before the game it was a huge mistake. Leftwich had fractured a bone. Was it really wise to start him? I was just a fan at that point. Not nearly as astute as I think I am now. The only thing I remember about that game, apart from losing it, is the only highlight reel they could show was Byron Leftwich being helped down the field for the next play at.....wait for it.....MARSHALL. Seriously. The Jaguars must have been the laughing stock of the NFL. The only highlight reel to play was from when he was in college AND only showed his *toughness*. I can hardly speak of it without becoming upset. Incidentally, David Garrard should've started that game. He received the bad news when he read it on the internet. Not right.
The second thing is the abrupt and detrimental injury to Richard Collier. I hope that I do not step on toes here. I admire Richard Collier more than I could ever explain. I am not saying it is his fault at all. This is probably the biggest compliment I have ever given to a player. The Blindside Theory: The most important person is the quarterback and the next most important is the person who protects his Blindside, the left tackle. If we are to believe in what I call the Blindside Theory, then his injury and subsequent exit from the game of football, was detrimental to the team. His replacement, God Bless Him, couldn't keep his mama from David Garrard. A quarterback, that spends most of his time on his back looking up at the sky, will not get the job done without protection.
And finally, Jack Del Rio's 8+ yr. term at Head Coach. No one in the league gets THAT long of a leash. He did some good. He did some BAD. Why on earth he was given that much time and did so little? Was he so glamorous looking he couldn't be fired? What could it be? Too much loyalty? Now that he is gone the reports from players on his favoritism, lackadaisical attitude towards players being on time, his ego allowing him to play golf on Friday afternoons and drinking with his buddies while everyone else watched game film, seem ridiculous to have gone on this long. Perhaps Shahid Khan revealed something in his press conference that MIGHT have been conveyed to him by Wayne Weaver: You can't win with a coach you don't like and you can't lose with one you do like. Hopefully, Mr. Khan picks up quickly or can hire all the right people that "get it".
Happy New Year. Go Jags!!

P.S. People are starting to mistake me for Blaine Gabbert AKA Gabby when I have a ball cap on. Could someone please cut his freakin hair????

MDK in the House

Saturday, December 3, 2011

An Open Letter to the Haters of the Jacksonville Jaguars

What constitutes a hater? From the Urban Dictionary: Definition of a hater-
A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.
Enter Tony Kornheiser and every other pain in the bee-hind reporter (even my beloved Mike and Mike in the Morning). Please stop hating on a city and a team that you haven't been part of and haven't spent time in. You think it can't and shouldn't happen for Jacksonville. Yeah, I'm talking about  success. Do you honestly believe we are not worthy? Do you think we are any less loyal because we are in a so-called "small market"? We have no dome. Do you have any idea what it's like to sit in 100 degree heat? And watch football? No, you don't. You sit up in New York and New England with your parkas and hot chocolate. So save your judgements and accusations for some other team. How about Phillip Rivers and that abomination of a football team of which he's supposed to be leading? Yeah let's talk about that team's lackluster season ticket sales and how "they are next" to be in L.A.!!
To the residents of Duval (or Dru-val) as the case may be: This is the National Football League. Not the NCAA. NFL is the best of the best. Faster, Bigger, Stronger. Please do not insult the NFL by thinking they should be like a NCAA team. Do you know how many undefeated teams there are in the NFL right now? 1. Do you know how many teams in the NFL have gone from start to finish with no losses? 1-the 1972 Miami Dolphins. One team in almost 40 years. Please do not degrade the NFL about how you think it should be similar to the NCAA. Any given Sunday. Either you are going to win or you are going to lose. So quit comparing the success of the Gator Nation to the lack of success of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Comparing apples to oranges. Get over yourselves and realize that this city was nothing before the Jaguars and it will be nothing if they go to another city. Your apathy will assure a move to another city. We as fans haven't had much to believe in lately. But we can't give up yet. I'm not going to be the one who says if I woulda, if I shoulda, if I coulda. That's not going to be me. So, either join me or curse me. It's your choice. If you love the city we are in and if you can remember what this city was like before football came to town (and I ain't talking about Florida vs. Georgia) stand loud and stand proud:
WE ARE....JAGUARS!!!!!


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Keeping it Positive

I want to take this time to thank Wayne and Delores Weaver for bringing us the Jacksonville Jaguars. Thank you for all your contributions to the community and to all the different charities. From someone who grew up in Jacksonville and moved to Atlanta in 1991 and return in 2003 to a totally different town, I want to thank you for bringing Jacksonville into the 21st century. Thank you for bringing the Super Bowl to this city. It doesn't matter what anyone says, it was a success. Please enjoy your retirement. But please don't forget all the fans who have supported this organization rain or shine or 90 degree heat. There are many of us who "get it".We are and continue to be .....Jaguars.




Sunday, November 20, 2011

Unusual homework needed for Jaguars success

Everybody knows the usual things a team should do to win: have a good defense, have a good offense, have a good special teams, have a good coach and coaching staff, and have a loud and loyal fan base.
I submit to you all the seemingly unusual homework the Jaguars need to complete to win.
1. Please allow the team to haze Blaine Gabbert. Why would you abandon a preseason ritual like that? What no one wants to say I will say. They did not haze Blaine Gabbert because Jack Del Rio didn't want Blaine to get hurt emotionally or physically because he knew he was going to have him starting soon. So you ask, what kind of hazing are we talking about? Shaving Gabbert's head or make them sing a ridiculous song to everyone on the team during a preseason dinner. Not hazing him has set him apart from the other players and they all know he'll get "special" treatment.
2. Which brings me to my next point. Gabbert needs to cut his hair. It's too long. He needs to focus on football not his hair. He's always playing with it. ICK. He's not a girl for crying out loud. If I saw him asleep somewhere, I would put his hair in pig tails and put some lip gloss on him. CUT HIS HAIR. Whether Gabbert likes it or not he's a man in the NFL now and unless he's gonna dred it up, he needs to cut it.
3. I am personally taking donations for this one. I am getting money together to get a 50 gallon drum of pine sap sent to Everbank Stadium . It's uses are: to the Gloves, to the front of the Jerseys, and to the anterior Chest Pads. Why? Because I am tired of dropped passes and balls that hit the pads bouncing out of the hands. Also, when you tip a ball on defense there would be no doubt because it would stick to the tip of your glove (AHEM, Browns game).
4. I believe that for the Quarterback, the Receivers, and the Tight Ends to be on the same page, they need to have slumber parties, freeze each others undies, get pedicures together, get couples massages and go shopping together. If they are going to look like a bunch of girls on the field they should act like them off the field. Hey. I love them. But they need to mesh. They need to know what the other one is thinking and anticipate what the other one will do next. All joking aside, they need to spend more time together.They have lost this because of change in quarterback with short notice and dumb lockout that lasted too long. Oh, and one of those rules that changed with the new CBA: The players get one fewer practice per week. That spells disaster to a team with a rookie quarterback, short off season, crazy free agency, and an offense that already needed a long time to gel, mesh, or whatever. I guess whoever said "Practice makes perfect" didn't know what they were talking about, right JDR (insert eye roll)? Do something together off field for success on field. The players don't HAVE to, but if they needed to do that to win, would they?
To the average person, I'm sure all of this is ridiculous. I realize that fact. However, when your team keeps losing you have to have a unique perspective to keep from wearing a brown bag over your head to the next game. I would never do that, but there are some crazies out there who would.

Side note: Is there some sort of class needed to be attended by coaches to learn the whole clock management thing? I have several I need to sign up: JDR, Dirk Koetter, Jimbo Fisher, Jimbo Fisher ( yeah I put him in 2x because he's the head coach AND offensive coordinator for FSU), and of course Les Miles.

MDK in the HOUSE


Saturday, November 19, 2011

Mark Stoops: Let me help you to the bus...

I am apologizing now for my vehemence. It was a particularly stressful 4th quarter:
Mark Stoops. I've had about enough of you in your short tenure at FSU.  For several reasons, going in chronological order, you and your brother having a love fest at the end of both Oklahoma vs. FSU games. Your brother even tells you "I love you". After he beats the daylights out of you. How does that feel? From a fan's perspective, let me just tell you, we hate it. I don't care if your brother loves you or not. I WANT TO BEAT OKLAHOMA and every other team out there. That's why I hate  these in-family rivalries. I'd call it something else but I'm DESPERATELY trying to keep it clean.
Are you telling me Mark Stoops that you can't keep these penalties down to a minimum? Or is this your idea of a minimum? Clemson, Oklahoma, Wake Forest, all riddled with penalties. Are you teaching this guys to block or just hold, or just "personal foul" and hope no one sees?
Now I beg you to listen for the first 23 seconds of this Billy Dean country song below:
http://youtu.be/77oUfGrX-Zo
In an attempt to plead my case to Mark Stoops, I change the words of the song with the words below.
"Gonna hold who needs holdin', block who needs blockin', face mask those who need face maskin' though it means an extra 15 yards, personal foul who needs foulin',  fight what needs fightin', and hope players don't get thrown out the game."
Are you telling me you can't keep Virginia (I mean come on it's freakin' Virginia) from scoring in the 4th quarter? That was a defensive abomination. You need to get a hold of yourself.
Jimbo, let me share with you a few words from the former coach of the Miami Hurricanes, Jimmy Johnson. When asked about Bobby Bowden, on a piece done about Bowden's coaching career and the wide right-wide left scenario, Jimmy Johnson says if Bowden was so great he would have already beat me and he wouldn't need just a field goal in the last seconds of a game to do it. Guess what Jimbo? Same goes for you (Virginia? really?). And by the way, you might want to rethink some of those passing plays in the 4th quarter.
Next week is the FSU vs. Florida game. I really hope Mark Stoops can start to get his act together. It would be terribly embarrassing to lose to a crappy Gator team. Jimbo, your #RD (real deal) status is in serious jeopardy. You HAVE to beat Florida, especially if I actually go to Gainesville for this game. I hate Gainesville.
ACC. Please regain control of the pop warner refs you put out there to call college football games. You should be ashamed. You should want to get it right with FSU after all of the gaffes that have been committed this season.
It's nights like these when I reminisce about the old games. I guess this one wasn't so different.

MDK in the House

Monday, October 24, 2011

My Tim Tebow Football Conspiracy Theory

It all began with innocent highlight reel of Urban Meyer giving Tim Tebow throwing instruction sometime before the Sunday game. The wheels began turning:
1. Tony Sparano is pretty much on his way out of coaching for Miami.
2. Urban Meyer is not presently coaching.
3. Miami Needs a Quarterback.
4. Denver has 3 Quarterbacks.
5. Miami is on it's way to picking first in the 2012 Draft.
6. Miami is having a LITTLE trouble avoiding blackouts.
7. The Miami Dolphins honored the 2009 National Championship Gator team. (really? that was 2 almost  3 years ago.)
8. John Elway is the dominant figure in the Denver Broncos Organization.
9. John Elway played college football at Stanford.
10. Urban Meyer was getting chummy on the sidelines with the Dolphins owner.
11. Andrew Luck will probably be the No.1 pick in the 2012 draft. He also plays college football for Stanford.

See where I'm going with this? Miami fires Sparano. Loses a bunch of games. Gets the first pick in the draft. Hires Urban. Trades 1st round draft pick to Denver for Tebow. Denver gets Luck and voila Elway gets his man. I LOVE ELWAY!! Oh and Tebow gets to return to Florida...I mean the state of Florida....LOL.

MDK in the House

Saturday, October 22, 2011

A Small Rant

Rants always seem to have a negative connotation. In this day and age of social media and criticism that can come about because one has spoken their mind, I do my best not to rant. However, in this case, I feel a need to make my opinion known.

Everyone knows I'm a girl and I LOVE football. College or professional, it doesn't matter. The closer the game, the more I have to watch it. I guess what I'm trying to say is: I find value in most all football teams, not just my favorite teams.

For a long time, I didn't really understand that concept. But, eventually, you have to grow up and concede that other teams have good players too. That also makes for good competition (which I LOVE!). What I care for less is: a lot of crying http://youtu.be/myNyMP9ddrg,
a lot of nepotism http://youtu.be/myNyMP9ddrg,  ridiculous hits http://youtu.be/myNyMP9ddrg and shocking behavior http://youtu.be/sM18sAZRnIU.

This season already has had it's highs and lows. Have I wanted to give up on my teams? Some days, maybe. Have I given up? Absolutely not. I will not go down as a bandwaggoner. It is not in my nature. However, I have seen and heard many rants from friends about how their team should just scrap the players this year and wait for next year. Really? This game is only about winning? Pardon me, but I thought in addition to winning, it was also about the triumph of the human spirit overcoming obstacles others have told them they can't overcome or are not meant to be overcome on game day. Have you taken the time to read Dabo Swinney's story? I can't stand Clemson (pronounced Clempsun), but I got to give it to this guy. He has  enthusiasm and an undefeated team so far. Have you ever watched Ole Miss or Mississippi State? Those guys haven't seen a National Championship since the wheel was invented but THEY BRING IT. I'm sure I don't need to mention the "Promises Kept" speech that came from Tebow when Ole Miss shocked them several years ago (coincidentally Michael Oher played on that Ole Miss team).

In short, if you are discouraged about your team, don't worry. Every dog has it's day. Didn't you win a few National Championships a few years back? Get over yourself and quit talking craziness. Keep an eye on your team and watch a few others. It doesn't matter how bad your team plays, loses, or how bad YOU feel. That's your team. If you do give up, well that's your loss. Just please get out of our way and shoosh it so we don't have to hear all that nastiness. Real fans deal.

S.N.- Battle of the Jims (Schwartz and Harbaugh)- Seriously. Act like grown men and not first graders.
-Will someone PLEASE cut Blaine Gabberts hair so we can stop losing already and make the boy look like a man? All this nonsense started with JDR not letting them shave his head aka no hazing in Training Camp. SHAVE IT ALREADY.
-Gene Smith, if you aren't looking at Alshon Jeffery from the South Carolina Gamecocks going into the 2012 NFL combine and draft, shame on you. Proceed to Pearle Vision so you can see what a real receiver looks like http://youtu.be/5bpHPzu_wEM

MDK in the House

Friday, October 14, 2011

Status RUT ROH

Well. Here we are, 5 days from last weekend's drama that was football. I had to gain perspective and for me that took 5 days instead of the usual "24 Hours".  I am going to try and make sense of it in the next few paragraphs and I definitely am not sure I have the answers. It feels more like words spewing out of my mouth. I'm trying to catch them to formulate points or at least make sense. Trying not to hate. Trying not to sound totally off my rocker.

There is the disappointment that is FSU. I don't like saying it. Not at all. They are MY team. When the preseason polls showed them Top 5, I was a little worried.  I was worried when Jimbo would come out of preseason practices and say he was disappointed how the _____ (defense, offense or special teams) practiced on a particular day. It seems as though FSU believed they were better than everyone else, taking for granted what used to be easy wins. College is becoming more and more like the NFL: Any Given Sunday (or Saturday as the case may be). In life you can't take anything for granted. In football, take NOTHING for granted. Not even Wake Forest.

The Jacksonville Jaguars. I've heard people say all week, the first half of the game was boring. Really? You know why it was boring? Because there was nothing to hate on. Because the Jaguars, in the first half, looked like a typical football team on Sunday. Isn't that what we all want?

The second half brought excitement and a lot of drama. Nothing brought more excitement than Gabbert's long throw to Jason Hill. There is definitely a spark with Gabbert. Turk kicking a 22 yard punt was not helpful. I will not say more than that. He's a veteran and now he's been released.

The big item of concern I feel happened inside the 2 minute mark in the fourth quarter. The Jaguars are on the line of scrimmage. Jones-Drew is making changes behind the offensive line. Then out of NOWHERE, Meester hiked the ball. Gabbert apparently wasn't ready and began trying to regain possession of the ball.
First of all, it took 20 seconds or so for this to transpire. Second, the abruptness with which Meester hiked the ball surprised everyone. Sometimes the defense of the other team yells out numbers to catch the center off guard.I believe that could have happened but Meester is too proud to say so.  This guy has hiked the ball a few times in his career. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

The first of those 2 observances needs to be explored. Twenty seconds? Seriously. This isn't the first time we have seen this mistake this season. I believe there was one similar in the Panthers game. A Game Manager (P.Manning, T. Brady, or B. Roethlisbereger) knows how to get the play off quickly and stop the clock. The Jaguars have played these teams repeatedly and been a victim of these Game Managers. Jack Del Rio, are you teaching Blaine Gabbert to be a Game Manager? Are you saying he can't have one, uno, 1 play in his hip pocket to pull out in an emergency situation? He doesn't just need to use it when it's a close game or inside 2 minutes. He needs to use it anytime a play could be considered questionable (so the other team doesn't have time to throw the challenge flag) . So, this is my challenge to the Jaguars organization: are you setting Blaine Gabbert up to fail? Or are you going to make this kid a Game Manager?

Well, let's tally up. Turk said he was disappointing, Jones-Drew said it was on the team not the coach, Jack Del Rio said it was his fault, Blaine Gabbert said it was his fault and Meester said it was his fault. How about this: IT WAS MY FAULT BECAUSE I FORGOT MY PAWS AT HOME. I'm sorry.

Well, I've said my peace for the most part. It's the end of the day and I still love both my teams. Which is more than I can say for others.

MDK in the HOUSE

P.S. I could go my whole life without seeing that last play the Jaguars used at the end of the game that allowed the Bengals to score another touchdown. Really.

Shortly after I came home from Sunday's game, I came home to decompress and get my blood pressure down. I decided more football was NOT the answer. I pushed the button on my remote for the DVR. It said "no recordings". NO RECORDINGS?? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DVR MIND ? I used my DVR as a football archive: Bobby Bowden's last game at the Gator Bowl, 2010 Pro Bowl in Miami, Scobee for 59 yards, and Mike Thomas immaculate deflection. All gone. I proceeded to melt down further and badly. To date, I have recovered one item, Bobby Bowden's last game. I went to Football Fanatics website. They had 10 copies left. Now they have 9 ;-)

Friday, September 23, 2011

Back to Football

As corny as it is to say, for me it's time to get back to football. I've been on a self imposed hiatus the last several weeks: the whole David Garrard thing, a fantastic getaway weekend, the passing of my dog, and 4 freakin interceptions in the Jets-Jaguars game (bonus-1 cracked tooth).

I'm going to introduce you to a concept of mine called "Rebound Girlfriend" or #RG. What is #RG? Let me set it up for you. Bobby Bowden, the legend, was the best coach Florida State had or probably ever will have. In a sense, like a "girlfriend" (boyfriend) that we love but suddenly is not there anymore. The next person to fill this position is called the rebound girlfriend. Because in lots of scenarios the successor is short lived and not well liked, because the original girlfriend was so beloved. You get the idea.

Bobby Bowden- Original Girlfriend
Jimbo Fisher- 2010 Season-Rebound Girlfriend

David Garrard- Original Girlfriend
Luke McCown- Rebound Girlfriend
Blaine Gabbert- Girlfriend waiting-in-the-wings (now Rebound Girlfriend)

Jack Del Rio- Girlfriend we-can't-get-rid-of.  Bless His Heart.

The burning question of how or if Jimbo Fisher has shed the Rebound Girlfriend status, can be answered with the 2010 Florida-Florida State game. All there is to say is 31-7 Noles. Because of that win, I rescinded Jimbo's Rebound Girlfriend status. In other words, you have to "show me". I don't want talk or fancy orange pants that get there own ESPN segment (Eric Dooley-we don't care about your pants, we want you to beat Florida). I want action. I got it. Beating Florida for the 1st time in 6 years was epic. 

The first Jaguar game of the season, Luke McCown looked good with his "Quick Release". "Quick Releases" are great and all but with "Quick Releases" come "Quick Responsibilities" if you will. Brett Favre had a quick release and he threw a bunch of touchdowns and interceptions. However, the second game for Luke McCown would be enlightening. You hate to judge a man on one game, but 4 interceptions is overwhelming. Throwing the ball to the opponent is a sure fire way to keep yourself the Rebound Girlfriend.

This week, the Jaguars named Blaine Gabbert the starter against the Carolina Panthers. The Blaine Gabbert era has arrived. Blaine Gabbert played college football at Missouri. Hopefully he'll understand why he'll have to "show me" before he sheds his Rebound Girlfriend status. Don't worry. I plan to cut him plenty of slack.

SN: Football is brutal as we all know. However, if you hand out NASTY fines in the NFL for helmet to helmet contact then the NCAA  should take a second look on the hit that knocked Kenny Shaw out of the OU-FSU game last week. Just a 15 yard penalty? AHEM.. Tom Wort and Javon Harris.. you boys got off easy.. this time.

MDK in the House

You're On My Heart Just Like a Tattoo

Last week, my precious pup Tattoo passed away. For those of you that knew him and me, you know how special he was to me. Not only did he play dress up for the Christmas Card (see above). He was a fantastic pillow to take a nap on.
He was a very shrewd Fantasy Football Owner. Watching dilligently on Sunday afternoons to ensure a win. (see above).

He also had his favorite teams and his version of an FSU snuggie.

Tattoo was a Smooth Collie (like Lassie but with Labrador hair) rescued by Joyce and Margo on behalf of Collies Florida Rescue. Without them he surely would've perished. He was rescued the very same day that Dixie (my Shetland Sheepdog) passed away. When I saw him on the internet, I loved him immediately. He came with his own unique set of issues. He was highly allergic to chicken and beef and grass that he loved to roam. Lucky for him he had Dr. Castner first and then Dr. Cone from Coastal Veterinary Hospital to treat him (they have a great doogie daycare too).

Tattoo had an unfailing ability to wake up for the pizza box and for the Chick-Fil-A sandwich bag opening. That long nose could get him into some tight spots.

Most of all he will be missed for his unconditional love. Because in the beginning, I thought I was rescuing him. After he passed, I found that he rescued me.

RIP-Tattoo

MDKin the House

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Jack Del Rio, I'd like to introduce you to THE Bobby Bowden

For all of those who watched the Jacksonville Jaguars last Sunday or ANY Sunday for that matter, have seen them winning and let the other team almost catch up to them. What is the remedy? I absolutely have it. Jack Del Rio, I am pleased to introduce you to THE Bobby Bowden. Bobby Bowden, the unmitigated King of the late hit, King of running up the score, DADGUMMITs and (if it weren't for 1 dumb tutor) King of college football wins  (embellishments abound). At any rate, give Bobby Bowden a cupcake opponent and he could show you the definition of running up the score.
I used to feel slightly guilty for the other teams until I found out some of those cupcake teams get paid 1 million dollars to come and play FSU. They don't get care. They get to play against FSU and they get help for their teams and their programs. I digress.
Jack, the reason you can't get fans behind you in Jacksonville is because you haven't learned the art of running up the score. They know it Gainesville and they absolutely know it in Tallahassee. Try it. You'll like it and the fans will love you on Monday morning.
Side Notes-
Clay Matthews-Could someone please braid your hair into 2 braids or better yet cut that stringy mess out. Thanks.
Donovan McNabb- Seriously? 30 yds of offense? I guess Mom didn't bring the Campbell's this week.
Cam Newton- Don't get too excited yet. It's only the 1st week.
Sebastian Janikowski- Living up to the legend. Gotta love that.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

It's About Trust, Stupid

Before reading this blog, please read a previous blog of mine "The Fan". I will try not to use all caps. I can't promise.

     Just today I was thinking about all of the Jaguar Naysayers. I was thinking that once you commit to loving a team, it doesn't matter win or lose, you are still going to love them. That love was tested today.
     Jack Del Rio announced today that the Jacksonville Jaguars were releasing David Garrard. He announced that a Journeyman, twice blown out knee candidate of 30 yrs. old is to be our starter. Fantastic. Was Garrard THE ANSWER? No. Was he going to be here after this season? Probably not. WE ALL KNEW THAT. But when the Jaguars Organization came out several weeks ago and said David Garrard was to be the starter, you had to assume that was the end of the conversation.Then today.
      So, let me get this right. We are supposed to eat up everything the organization says and believe it. Only to have it reversed when they feel it's necessary 5 days before the season opener. Again.        
      Yeah. I said it. Again. This is Deja Vu all over again(thanks Yogi). The Almighty take-out droppin, injury hidin', trippin' over his own 2 left feet Leftwich (aka Slowich). He was fired in the same manner.
     I ask you: was Brett Favre treated like this? No a decision was made early on the Packers were going a different direction. Jack Del Rio you are a day late and a dollar short. You have left us with no options. You will not make the playoffs. And you will not be with us next season. It's just too bad Wayne Weaver won't fire your bee-hind shortly before the season opener against the Titans. You know and hire a real coach.
     So disappointed.
     Then there is my conspiracy theory. Yeah, I know. This is all a grand scheme. I can't believe I'm going to say the next thing. I really don't want it to happen. But I feel it likely will. This is all an attempt to.......
have enough salary cap to acquire..... Tim Tebow. He is third string with the Broncos and getting ready to use the "Wild Horse ala Wild Cat" in Denver. I'm sure Denver wouldn't mind letting the first rounder go to Jacksonville. If that were to happen I would truly be devastated. So devastated that I might become distraught and wear FSU apparel to every game.
      Anyway, Back at the ranch, it will be hard for me the next time Wayne Weaver has a press conference and says "the team will not go to L.A." to actually believe him. I am currently looking for ANYTHING to restore my trust in my much beloved Jaguars.

Monday, July 25, 2011

A Letter to Jimbo Fisher

Dear Jimbo,
Today I am writing with a heavy heart. On my daily email from Bleacher Report, there was an article in the Orlando Sentinel about The OPEN MIKE interview where you stated you didn't think the FSU vs. UF rivalry should be played as the last regular season game. With all do respect Jimbo, let me explain a few things to you.
1. As a lifetime FSU fan, through wide rights, wide lefts, and dead-ons (mostly by Janikowski), I think you should know your place. Your main objective should be to Beat UF. Everything else comes second. Do not goof with it's position at the end of the season.
2. You do not understand this rivalry. This rivalry has had National Championship implications many times.
3. Lifetime FSU fans don't give a stew about ACC championship game. We do, but we care more about FSU vs. UF.
4. Until you beat Florida last year, I called you  REBOUND GIRLFRIEND (#RG). I gave you respect after that calling you the REAL DEAL (#RD).(Don't make me take it back)
5. We don't care about your Friendship with Muschamp or the Brawl for the Beach House. We relish the days of "Late Hits" and visor throws. We like Good Old Fashioned Hate with UF (special thanks to Georgia Tech for allowing usage of GOFH)
6. Finally, this game is different than all the other ones. There's a buildup. "What's gonna happen?" "Who's gonna win?" We trust you to take us there and we believe you can win. If you move the game, it becomes irrelevant.
So sit down and be quiet. Coach. Coach. Coach. And let us cheer you on to victory in late November against UF. God Bless you and your family. Go Noles!!

MDK In The HOUSE

P.S. every UF fan knows CHOKE AT DOAK  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_at_Doak

Sunday, March 13, 2011

An Apology to Peyton Manning

I know what you are thinking. An apology to Peyton Manning? What on earth for? Perhaps I should begin by reminding you that I'm a die hard Florida State and Jacksonville Jaguar fan. For years I have blamed my football ills on Peyton Manning. Ills? What ills? Like the last minute throw together wins he has put together in Everbank Stadium since I've been a season ticket holder. Ugh. Except of course for the 59 yard Josh Scobee field goal in the last second to beat the Indianapolis Colts this past season.  GLORIOUS. I digress... For some reason I have recalled the details of the FSU National Championship Game in Tempe, Arizona at the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl in this manner: Peyton Manning caused us to lose the National Championship. It was his fault. As is everything else (God Bless Him). Until I was reading the book "Grateful" by Ryan Sprague. With great embarassment, I realized it was Tee Martin who was the quarterback that fateful day. No matter, FSU won a National Championship the next year. With all the remorse out of the way... I ask:
How many National Championships did Peyton Manning win? None.
How many times did he beat Florida? None.
I feel bad, but not that bad.

MDK In The House

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Chad Kelly and FSU

My VERY good friend, LEEANGELA GARATE, called me the other day while she was in Tallahassee, and asked me what I knew about Chad Kelly. She said he was all the talk on Tallahassee Talk Radio and he was related to someone famous. Today, I decided to BING Chad Kelly. WOW. Impressive. Most Impressive. There was a Youtube video of him playing High School Quarterback (Link added below). The story goes that his buddy posted this video on Facebook and it started getting some interesting attention. He was already getting attention from small schools like Western Michigan. Then Jimbo Fisher, head coach of the FSU Seminoles, saw the video. Jimbo wants to recruit him to FSU to play quarterback. Guess who his uncle is? Jim Kelly, Hall Of Fame Quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. Hopefully, it runs in the family!!

SN-Jim Kelly played with Mark Richt at the "U"niversity of Miami.

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Saturday, March 5, 2011

Fan OTA's


While we are all wondering if NFL games will be missed next year or if ANY games will be played, Draft prospects and players are out there preparing for next season. They can still use team facilities at least for the next 7 days. After that, they will be on their own. So, if there is a lockout OTA's (Organized Team Activities) probably won't happen and training camp (a personal favorite- 1. FREE 2. Seeing what I'm going to be sweating for 3. Autographs 4. FREE) is in jeopardy.
Some suggest that there are 3 sets of people involved: 1. NFL Owners 2. NFL Players 3. NFL Fans . Some suggest that but not me. I know where my place is in all of this. I'm a bystander, onlooker. Yeah, I pay to be one. Certain rights are afforded to me, however, I never assert myself in these things. I want to see football. Period.
I said all of that to say this: Players might miss their OTA's. I'm not gonna miss mine. That's right. Fans have their own OTA's. What possible OTA's do fans have?
1. The first OTA for fans is the renewing of the season ticket or becoming a season ticket holder. It's an important OTA because, well, you want to have a guaranteed seat every game don't you? You want to have the same seat right? Most teams offer incentives, i.e. no interest for 10 months, etc. As a Jacksonville Jaguar Season Ticket Holder, I have 20 for 20. 20 Month interest free payment plan for 2 seasons worth of tickets. Last year, they gave out Teal Deals. A coupon booklet filled with discounts all over town and for all kinds of things. (if games are missed I get my money back, so who cares. Get some season tickets or there will be blackouts and my dog can't watch the game from home)
On the next several Blogs of Ramblings of a Football Chick, we will discuss more "Fan OTA's".


SN: Claim to Fame #1- Knowing Jack Del Rio is behind you in his Mercedes with his wife and getting him to slow down in front of your brother's house- to make sure he sees your brother's Christmas Lights!!!!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Apparently, You Can Find Football In Anything

I was feeding my obsession about the Shamrock Shake the non-caloric way: reading about it!! I have been in the past slightly obsessive about finding them. Driving from McDonald's to McDonald's looking for the March Madness of Milk Shakes. However, MSN actually had an article about it today.
http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/shamrock-shakes-are-back-again
You will also read how the Shamrock Shakes were started and that they actually have a charity attached to them! Who knew? I make it my mission to find football in everything.
So I mentioned Julio Jones and he fractures his foot. It will require surgery and pins.
Marcus Stroud, former Jaguar, has signed a 2 yr deal with the Patriots. Am I missing something? Bill Belichick.....you are an enigma.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Combine

Although I have not had the opportunity to watch as much of the NFL Combine as I would have liked, I'm catching up rapidly. The one thing that is annoying me greatly is this whole Cam Newton thing. I mean really.  http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_uf/2008/11/backup-qb-camer.html
If you read the article above you will realize, he has issues. Not to mention the $200,000 question at Auburn. One of the commentators on NFL Network "if an owner can't trust someone when they are broke, he can't trust him with his millions." Cam Newton also has an annoying swagger. What it says to me is "I think I'm better than ANYone else." " I put the I in TEAM." "I have the Jamarcus Russell-soon-to-be-unemployable look about me and I'm gonna fool all these people." You don't fool me and I'm not buying it.
On the other hand, Julio Jones is looking good. As is Stephen Paea. He had a great weight lift!! I would love to have him on the Jaguars Defense!!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

The fan

I am a Jaguars fan. Admittedly, I became a casual fan around 2003. I grew up in Jacksonville and always heard about the talk about getting a NFL team. I didn't really understand at that age what that meant. I just knew it would mean more football. So, that was OK. I left Jacksonville in 1991 for an Atlanta suburb. Where I quickly became a Braves fan and remained a Seminoles fan. Atlanta Falcons are a large market team. You do not spot them Marietta or Kennesaw. They did not appeal to me.
I had been to a Jaguars game in 1998. I could not believe what I saw. Jaguar Airbrushed Lexuses. Seriously? Every other car in Jacksonville was Teal. I thought " these people are nuts!!!!"
I returned to Jacksonville in 2003. Upon my return, someone gave me 2 tickets to the Tennessee Titans game (i think). We picked up the tickets from some one's home off Alta Drive at 1130. To which my husband said, "we'll never make it in time". This is Jacksonville not Atlanta. We made it with plenty of time to spare. We sat in the North End Zone. It was a cool breezy turned warm day. The thing I remember most: Jaxson De Ville carrying a tire on a stick because we had held Tennessee most of the game until they finally scored late and Jaxson had to put the tire and stick away. The next year I went to a another game with my friend Kimbo. I was introduced to "paws" and "Jaguarheads". I thought it was cool. When season ticket time came around in 2005, I got my husband season tickets to the Jaguars for HIS birthday. Little did I know at the time that I would be the one who valued them the most.
 I began going to the games and sitting in "MY SEATS". I began as someone watching a football game. That would only be for a short time. Somehow the child side of me decided I must have 2 Paws. One for each hand. And my Husband sometime during the season got me a treat which he was proud to present: a Jaguarhead. I also ended up with a Jaxson De Ville Jersey 4 sizes too big. I was all in. I renewed for the next year and the next and the next and on and on.
No I don't paint my face.
No I don't paint my body.
No I don't have an alluring body with which the camera can't shoot enough of repeatedly.
No I don't let my boobs hang out.
No I don't spend 4 hrs. on my hair and make-up. 
No I don't sit in Club or in a Box. (only recently at Florida-Georgia did I realize Club seats are cushioned).
No I don't know someone on the field.
No I don't get drunk.
No I don't care for the t-shirt cannon. Only so I don't get hit in the face with one.
No I am not a since season 1 fan.
No I do not boo the players.That's not classy.
Yes I am always at the game with 2 Paws.
Yes I will stand in the breezeway so I don't stroke out on the hottest game of the year.
Yes I am drenched in sunblock so I won't burn.
Yes I always wear something blatantly Jaguar. Not Jaguar print. JAGUAR.
Yes when it is cold I am wearing the Jaguarhead.
Yes people look at me funny with 2 Paws and a Jaguarhead.
Yes I don't like to take potty breaks and get food.
Yes I did once say I'd rather lose every game with Garrard than win every game with Leftwich.
Yes I coined the phrase "move Slow-wich, get out the way".
Yes I was sad to see Fred Taylor go even though he played for the GATORS.
Yes I defend the Jaguars on what seems to be a daily basis to all the Doubting Thomases.
Yes I believe the players give a little extra with a full stadium. Immaculate Deflection. Scobee for 59 yards.
Yes I am proud to say I was there for those games.
Yes I find a way to make the season ticket economically feasible for myself.
Yes I chant "move those chains' and the extra chorus that my seatmates taught me.
Yes that's me dressed in Jaguar paraphernalia with 2 Paws jumping up and down on the Jumbotron.
Yes most of the time all you can see are 2 Paws jumping up and down.
Yes I read "Ask Vic' and now "The O-Zone" everyday.
Yes I have 2 sets of Paws. Retro and Regular.
Yes I have on occasion forgotten my Paws.
Yes I bought another pair IMMEDIATELY.
Yes I have labored under the delusion that GAME MINUS PAWS= LOSING GAME.
Yes my heart rate slows down and I am able to relax better with 60,000 of my closest friends screaming for my Jaguars.

I might be sweaty and nasty from the Florida heat, but I bring everything I have and give everything I've got on Gameday. Did I mention I'm a bigger fan than my husband?


Friday, February 11, 2011

Rich's Idea

My brother Rich is incredibly innovative. Not in the gadgety way. Most people are thinking about right now or maybe even tomorrow. Rich is thinking about 3 months and 3 years from now.
Rewind to last Wednesday. I open my email to find a Bleacher Report that says a Seminole player was arrested for a non-moving violation and driving with a suspended license. From what I read these players eat live and breath together and the coaches are guiding them. My brother says "You're telling me there is no fail safe to let you know when one of your players has a suspended license? They should have something that sends out an alert or something" Players have special tutors (that was a disaster several years ago), special dorms, special eating arrangements, but there is no alarm that goes off when one has a driver's license issue? You've been in these kids homes recruiting them and you promise to take care of their son but you don't know about their "records". I say they hire somebody to comb records and make reasonably sure you are educated in these kids backgrounds. Do you know what Bill "the Tuna" Parcells says about Lawrence Taylor? He made Lawrence a better player but failed at making him a greater man. Well, it starts in college. Perhaps there is some sort of NCAA rule against it. I don't know. But what I do know is that FSU and UF (and from what I hear Penn State, those guys really love to be "detained") could use some brainstorming on the idea. Credit goes to Rich.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Super Bowl Leftovers

So, it's time to weigh in on the last game of football for awhile.
Ben Roethlisberger, let me introduce you to KARMA. You and Tiger Woods should be roommates. Oh, you might want to save those late night booze induced karaoke sessions to a minimum during Super Bowl week and save that for Disney World. Oh yeah. You aren't going to Disney World because you have no self control.
Lawrence Timmons, I'm really sorry I rooted against you in the Super Bowl.
Maurkice Pouncey, we all knew you weren't playing in the Super Bowl and we all knew the Steelers could not win without you.
Byron Leftwich, still just 1 Super Bowl ring. We saw you in the Locker Room with Ben trying to act like y'all are old buddies. Seriously.
Aaron Rodgers, I love you because your dad is a Chiropractor.
Clay Matthews, you still need to cut your hair.
Jordy Nelson, thanks for getting rid of the "dropsy's".

Saturday Morning, I went down to the local Barnes & Noble and met Ryan Sprague. He was on the FSU National Championship team in 1999. He wrote a book called "Grateful". He was nice and signed my book. He also noticed my 2003 Rivalry Week Florida vs. Florida State hat. It's my favorite hat. I really like the book so far. 

Already gearing up for the NFL combine!! (Go Ponder, GO!!!)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Hair

Ok. Hair. This is how it is. If your are lucky enough to be in the National Football League, you do ok. Ok enough to afford a hair cut. Troy Polamalu, I'm calling you out. CUT THAT HAIR. We are tired of seeing your Head and Shoulders ads on tv. Look, all I'm saying is that if I was playing against Polamalu and I could grab a handful of that hair and pull it out I would. I would then take it and hang it in the locker room as a souvenir. Talk about a motivator.
While we are on the subject....Clay Matthews, you need a hair cut too. Also, you need to quit hugging players. Are you afraid of the "FED EX" envelope? Tackle them. It's ok. You're going to get a fine and then you're going to pay it and some kids are going to get a nice playground in Green Bay. Otherwise, you look like you are trying to get a date with Matt Ryan.

S.N.- Fines from the League come Fed Ex the next day. The money from fines go to the team's charities.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Things I have seen...

This blogging thing is new for me. I wanted to let everyone know about my story-how i feel and see football. Although, some may not care, I'll try to give insight from a girl's (chick's) perspective.
I am the third and last child in my family. Some even say I was the caboose. At any rate, I am much younger than my siblings. In an attempt to gain attention, I tried to like the things my family liked. I was lonely and I learned lots of interesting stuff. One of those things was football. In the eighties, Jacksonville was abuzz with trying to get in the NFL. All you would hear is "When we get an NFL team".. or "We want an NFL team NOW". Because there was no NFL team, my father always watched college football. In particular, Florida State Seminoles. He had gone to the University of Florida but for whatever reason hated them. Imagine that. He lived and breathed the Noles. He sometimes wrote letters to Bobby Bowden!? So, I began to watch FSU football. Through the years, I watched and loved the Noles through wide right and wide lefts, through disappointing seasons and 2 National Championships. Painful and prideful though it was, I loved them all the more!! How is that possible? They are MY team. They are not just my dad's or my brother's team...they are MY team. I never even saw them play live and in person until 1994, FSU vs. Georgia Tech in Atlanta. Even though I lived in Atlanta, I refused to Succumb to the UGA or GT bug.
I grew up in Jacksonville until 1991 when I moved to Atlanta. I lived there 13 yrs. and then I moved back with a new husband in tow. A Georgia Tech fan at that!!! I'll explain about boyfriends and sports teams later. When I moved back, the NFL team Jacksonville had begged for in the eighties was in full gear in 2003. I went to a game. It was OK. I didn't really understand how special it was until a couple years later and more understanding about the difference between college and professional football. I had seen "Any Given Sunday", in the theater. But I did not get the professional game until I started going to games. I became a season ticket holder for the Jacksonville Jaguars in 2005. As the years have gone by , I have kept my ticket (now down to 1 due to the economy). Dare I say, it's like a 3 1/2 hr. vacation on home game Sundays. ( and the Tailgating doesn't hurt either!) The Jaguars disappoint. They excel. (We will be talking about the excelling at a later date.) These things ultimately do not matter. They are still my team. The team the city hoped for all those years. I understand why people show distress towards them. Ultimately, they don't want to lose this team. Jacksonville will lose it's identity and Tony Kornheiser will be right- "the JAGS stand for Just Another Guy".

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Jay Cutler and Jeff Fisher

Well, this is my first blog. It only seems appropriate to talk about the departure of Jeff Fisher from the Titans. Fisher, always a formidable opponent to my Jaguars, will be missed for his calm and cool wins and losses. One has to ask, this is all kinda dumb. You blow your QB and your Head Coach  before the Super Bowl? Someone has to wonder "What's up in Music City?".
Now everyone's favorite talk subject this week:Jay Cutler. Teammates and coach following lock step behind him. Today, he was seen shopping with girlfriend, Kristen Cavalleri on Rodeo Drive. Not Limping. No crutches. Nothing. Strolling along. Jay, get ready for rough seas. At least Tom Brady wears a boot on a bad foot in public. Dude, take a lesson from the master.

MDK