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Sunday, October 18, 2015

Blake Bortles, We Need To Have A Talk

I've tried to wait to write this blog but after the game today, it just can't wait.

Blake Bortles. Yes, you. You and I need to have a discussion. I hardly ever question playcalling. I questioned it when Seattle threw into the end zone instead of sending Marshawn Lynch and lost the Super Bowl. I have watched many years of football. I'm not going to tell you how many because I do not want to tell my age. But we'll safely say longer than you've been alive. I might not know about all the plays. I know when a blitz is coming, I know the "I" formation. I understand 4-3 and 3-4.

However, the next time you compare yourself to me and refer to me as a "kindergartner" and you a "college student", you need to re-think that. I have these things called "EYES". They don't lie. And what your team is showing me does not pass the eye test. IT JUST DOESN'T!!!!!!

You speak of that which you know NOTHING about. What is that you might ask?! The long-suffering of the Jaguar fan. You know nothing about sitting in seats. You know nothing about how this feels to spend good hard earned money, being told a team is built, and then being told "well we might have made a mistake by going to young". Oh yeah, ya think? I think, I see!!! That makes me NOT a kindergartner.

You see, Blake, I've been in those seats for 11 years. And for most of those 11 years (Let me explain to you, Blake, That means for at least 6-8 years), we have been taken to a place called rebuilding. Rebuilding has meant many a things. I won't go into what all those things are since you are a college student and I'm a kindergartner. But what it means most to me is I have watched a losing team for the majority of my season ticket holderhood. And I'm really really tired of it.

Notice I haven't called any attention to play calling. Have I? No. I'm more worried about the crappy execution, which I keep getting promised by Gus Bradley, is going to EVENTUALLY go the other way?! As a college student, can you tell me how long should I need to wait? I'm just a kindergartner so I have no concept of time.

(Oh and I'm on Instagram, so I saw the #TBT of you and your kindergarten teacher after you made that statement. I didn't think it was cute.)

So don't tell me how I'm a kindergartner and you are a college student. Tell me why you keep throwing interceptions and also, tell me why your a college student and I'm a FREAKING kindergartner. Tell me again, BLAKE!!!!!

MDK In The House

We Must Protect This House (even from the players seemingly setting it on fire)

Frustrated

Tired Of Losing

NOT a Kindergartner