Urban Meyer:Bandwagon Coach

Shortly after Urban Meyer, coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes, won what the analysts say is the most "legitimate" National Championship of our time (insert eye roll), everyone i.e.- Kirk Herbstreit, began saying that Meyer had the best winning percentage of any coach since World War II. Yeah? 

HOLD ON PLAYA.
I don't doubt those numbers, but is winning the only thing that matters when we are speaking about coaches? Or, how many coaching vacancies has one filled and how many years do they stay?
Let's start with the first question: Is winning the only thing? Well no. It's not the only thing, but it sure doesn't hurt. Bill Parcells once said in regards to Lawrence Taylor, my job as a coach is to make men better players and better men. Now I'm paraphrasing, but can we say that's what Urban Meyer does? Ahem. Aaron Hernandez. He's allegedly killed how many people? Reportedly, Urban couldn't wait to get rid of him. Percy Harvin. Percy didn't like doing stairs to warm-up during practice, so Meyer changed warm-ups to shooting hoops. Really? Why is Braxton Miller "flirting" with Jimbo Fisher and FSU football?! Because he knows he's knows he's not in a pro style offense at OSU. He wants to go first round like all of Jimbo's QBs. I'm not saying they are wildly successful after that, but they go 1st round.  Tim Tebow was perfect as far as off the field. Arguably, Meyer could've done some things to help with his mechanics but chose not to because he was so good at the college level. However, that hurt him on a professional level. Those are the obvious examples.
Let's talk about how many places Meyer has been a head coach and how long he was there:
Bowling Green: 2001-2002
Utah: 2003-2004
Florida: 2005-2010

















Ohio State: 2012-present


As you can see, he hasn't been anywhere over 5 years. His worst season record as a head coach came in his last year at Florida and without Tim Tebow, 8-5. Suddenly he had family and health concerns and needed to leave Florida. Then 10 months later, he was suddenly swooped up by Ohio State. If I was an Ohio State fan, I would be waiting for the other shoe to drop. Just know, Urban Meyer is leaving sooner rather than later. Urban Meyer is a Bandwagon Coach.

"You can say I'm just a Hater,

But I'm not the only one.

One day, 

Ohio State fans,

 you'll join us,

And the football world 

Will be as one."

MDK In The House

FSU Football Fandom Gone Astray

******BITTER ALERT*****
******Update Down Below***

You ever had that feeling that you know too much about something. You love it but at some point it's like being shown how sausage is made? It sneaks up on you. Suddenly, there you are, driving down the road, with Lancôme Mascara streaming down your face. Meanwhile, your team, FSU is getting schooled by some Johnny-Come-Lately, Oregon, who by the way, only knows how to play one type of football: Hurry-Up. Seriously??!! That's your answer to what's supposed to be a chess-like game?! Speed dating??!! Do you think that will serve Marcus Mariota well in the NFL?! Unless he goes to Chip Kelly's team, the Philadelphia Eagles, that will not serve him well. He will have to learn how to read defenses and quickly. He won't be able to hurry back to the line of scrimmage, call a play, and then get the play off. NFL is bigger, faster, stronger. Anyone else notice what a friend of mine noticed about the Eagles this year??!! How they petered out after 2/3-3/4 of the season?
Why is that? Let me explain: The NFL is 16 regular season games + 4 pre-season games+ however far you make it to the playoffs. And to get to the Super Bowl that could be 3-4 games depending on whether or not you have a BYE the first week ( I could be wrong about those numbers but just go with me here). So, to get to a Super Bowl, that's the ultimate goal, you have to play around 23-24 games.
College is 12 games+ Conference Championship 1 game+ 2 playoff games. So we are talking 15 games. (Also, I believe college can have more players which makes rotating in and out better, facilitating the hurry-up offense).
So, we are talking an 8-9 game difference. That means 8-9 more games and chances for injury in the NFL. That means that more than likely you will get the best out of your players early. And we all know that the successful teams get hot later in the season and that is what gets them a long way in the playoffs. And Hurry-up does not favor that.
(Incidentally, John Gruden says the only way to stop Hurry-Up is to get your lineman to cry cramp on every other play. LOL.)
Another reason for Hurry-up is that you get the next play out of the gate before penalties get assessed, quite frankly. If the flag is not thrown to stop the play, any debate or discussion doesn't matter because Oregon already has the ball off onto the next play and God Bless them, the refs were SEC. We all know about SEC refs and what they stand for: So Everybody Cheats.


Am I bitter? Absolutely. And we won't even go into the "NOOOOO MEANS NOOOOO" debate. Who started it BLAH BLAH BLAH. That was an insult to the Seminole tribe and women. But whatever.


Was it ever really my intention to be able to know/observe all these things? No. I just want to enjoy the game. That has almost assuredly become impossible due in part to the knowledge I have gained. I personally believe that it could be from winning 29 games and losing 1 really important game last. More importantly, I wouldn't change that for the world.


MDK In The House


We MUST Protect This House


Special shout out to the all the FSU players leaving to play in the NFL. I will miss you on Saturday but look for you on Sunday.


Apparently, the 2 Oregon players were drug tested BEFORE the Rose Bowl and tested positive for drug use, whether it was recreational or otherwise I don't know. I don't know when results were given, but they won't play in the National Championship game. Timing. It's everything. Anybody ready for a do-over?!?

We Win As A Team We Lose As A Team

It has been a rough almost 48 hrs. Sitting at my perch here at Biscottis. Wearing my jeans black shirt and hat. Just sitting here trying not to lose it (having just seen a house on my way here decked out in Oregon crap that's never had Oregon crap on it before #Bandwagoner.) My beloved Seminoles, who had won 29 games in a row, lost to the Oregon Ducks in the Rose Bowl. I was crushed. Crushed on a level that has never been seen in my fandom. I can't imagine how the players felt. Playing on one of the largest stages in football, turning the ball over 5 times, and not being perfect anymore.  

Not being perfect anymore.  That has to be a difficult pill to swallow. I can't imagine how it feels. Unfortunately, that thought did not keep itself on the field. When the Seminoles and their staff returned to Tallahassee last night, amid much fanfare, after they signed autographs and returned to their cars, they found a surprise. Some of their tires had been slashed and their cars had been keyed. Keep in my mind, they can't accept money from anyone to fix it. It's up to them or their insurance (Lord only knows if they have it or what their deductibles are). How stupid is that?! People, I HATE to lose. I'm not the one playing. I can't imagine how they feel and on top of that, having their cars vandalized.  

EVERYONE needs to get a hold of themselves. Let me define everyone: 

1. Johnny-Come-Lately fans (fans that made themselves fans in the last 29 games). Truth be told. We don't need you. A group of you probably did the vandalizing.  

2. Haters of the Seminoles. For example, Gators, Canes, Clempsun, Auburn, Roll Tide. Did I miss anyone? Just because we beat you (except Alabama-we never played you) and Oregon beat us, doesn't make you an Oregon Duck. 

3.Oregon players chanting "No means No". Number one that's a sacred chant. We are able to use it because we get permission through the Seminole Tribe of Florida. Number 2 your school has been recognized as having a HUGE sexual assault problem. Like 10% of the female students. So, you aren't funny. And you WON'T be disciplined but that's ok. #Karma. 

4. All those people out there whether they are Bible class teachers or fans of other teams that want to judge Jameis Winston.(He's from Alabama so he started out your problem) Have you read anything!? Let's start talking a bunch of crap about Mariota or Braxton Miller or Blake Sims or Treon Harris, oh wait... You would defend your player too. 

You come at my team, you come at me. We win together, we lose together. 

I will neither confirm nor deny the mascara streaked cheeks. #TheresNoCryingInFootball

MDK In The House

We MUST protect this house

Not vicious or malicious, just the lovely and delicious