For all of those who watched the Jacksonville Jaguars last Sunday or ANY Sunday for that matter, have seen them winning and let the other team almost catch up to them. What is the remedy? I absolutely have it. Jack Del Rio, I am pleased to introduce you to THE Bobby Bowden. Bobby Bowden, the unmitigated King of the late hit, King of running up the score, DADGUMMITs and (if it weren't for 1 dumb tutor) King of college football wins (embellishments abound). At any rate, give Bobby Bowden a cupcake opponent and he could show you the definition of running up the score.
I used to feel slightly guilty for the other teams until I found out some of those cupcake teams get paid 1 million dollars to come and play FSU. They don't get care. They get to play against FSU and they get help for their teams and their programs. I digress.
Jack, the reason you can't get fans behind you in Jacksonville is because you haven't learned the art of running up the score. They know it Gainesville and they absolutely know it in Tallahassee. Try it. You'll like it and the fans will love you on Monday morning.
Side Notes-
Clay Matthews-Could someone please braid your hair into 2 braids or better yet cut that stringy mess out. Thanks.
Donovan McNabb- Seriously? 30 yds of offense? I guess Mom didn't bring the Campbell's this week.
Cam Newton- Don't get too excited yet. It's only the 1st week.
Sebastian Janikowski- Living up to the legend. Gotta love that.
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