Murdered Out Cars Defined And Football Helmet LOVE

It's the football off season. What to do? I'm going to discuss a topic few think a girl would know about: Murdered Out Cars. At the end I will end with an important football comparison. The urban dictionary offers this version amongst others:
Murdered Out Cars:

FLAT BLACK/Matte Black paint job/rims...headlights, tail lights, windows need to be blacked out as well, no gloss can be on the car....   My Interpretation:   1. The car must be painted matte/flat black. 2. The rims must be black. Not black with a silver rim. Not black with silver rivets. ALL BLACK. 3. Headlights/Tail lights: Smoked or blacked out. I personally prefer smoked. I think it's safer with the same look. And to be frank, usually when people black them out, their cars aren't really Murdered Out in other areas. 4. Tinted Windows. As dark as you can get them legally. THE most important: 5. No gloss can be on the car. Not the grill. Not the Emblems (ahem BMW's). Not the tail pipe. NOTHING shines.   Optional:   6. Smoked license plate cover.     Worksheet: 1.                   Murdered or not? and why?   NOT!!! Emblems and rims!!     2.       Murdered out or not? And why?   YES!! Even the license plate cover is smoked!! Bonus points!!   3.   Murdered out or not? and why.   NO! NO! NO! Don't fall into this trap. I'm almost willing to let the orange outline go, but those headlights.. not even close. And that BMW emblem?! Please. Everyone knows it's a Beamer.          4.       Murdered out or not? And why?   NO!!! Rims, striping, and emblem.   One more   5.       Murdered out or not?? And why?   The tint on the windows is a little light. So, it's up to you. I say yes.   Which leads me to my next topic. Say your football team gets CRAZY and changes the helmets. The fans hate them. BLAH BLAH. No other team in the NFL or College has them like this. NONE.   Jacksonville Jaguars Helmet     Flat Black fade into gold!!!! It's awesome.   Here it's Instagram'd. It's awesome. I can't understand why someone wouldn't LOVE this helmet. But then again they would probably drive a not-quite-murdered-out vehicle. Just sayin'.   MDK In The House   We MUST Protect This House *Car Photos courtesy of Bing search "murdered out car pictures"*