Hair

Ok. Hair. This is how it is. If your are lucky enough to be in the National Football League, you do ok. Ok enough to afford a hair cut. Troy Polamalu, I'm calling you out. CUT THAT HAIR. We are tired of seeing your Head and Shoulders ads on tv. Look, all I'm saying is that if I was playing against Polamalu and I could grab a handful of that hair and pull it out I would. I would then take it and hang it in the locker room as a souvenir. Talk about a motivator.
While we are on the subject....Clay Matthews, you need a hair cut too. Also, you need to quit hugging players. Are you afraid of the "FED EX" envelope? Tackle them. It's ok. You're going to get a fine and then you're going to pay it and some kids are going to get a nice playground in Green Bay. Otherwise, you look like you are trying to get a date with Matt Ryan.

S.N.- Fines from the League come Fed Ex the next day. The money from fines go to the team's charities.